what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
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