I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
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Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
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I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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