i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
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You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
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laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
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