Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
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