Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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