when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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