I need help removing her.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
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don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
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i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.