ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
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Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
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Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT