Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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