last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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