She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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