fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
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So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
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You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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