just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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