That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Just pee around me
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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