How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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