Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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