is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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