you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
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Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
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You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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