Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
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I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
a search helicopter?!
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
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Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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