is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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