literally had 100 drinks last night.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
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