he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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