So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
