if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
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I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
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He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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