it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
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my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
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He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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