: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
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