Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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