I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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