thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
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