By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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