its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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