what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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