THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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