I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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