And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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