i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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