If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
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you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
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It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
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