This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
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his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
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The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
My vagina is officially offended.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
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