Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
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This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
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we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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