So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Randomize
