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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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