their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I have aggressive nipples.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Randomize
