summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Randomize
