Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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