There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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