Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
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so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
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So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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