Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
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His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
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Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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