I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
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he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
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We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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