is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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