...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
They should really pass out barf bags in church
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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