I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
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It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
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Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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