I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
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everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
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I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
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