I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
The adults are the big ones right?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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