I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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