Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
YAS. BRING CRAB.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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