uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
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This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
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uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
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