But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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