Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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