i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
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That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
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I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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