Just fell off a train. Bad.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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