Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
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i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
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By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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